Are you wet?

If not yet...try here.

The Ancient has come...

...and carries a Secret.

You are heard, the Voices in the Temple echo through walls and leaves, and I think some of it might be shared. If in any case you recognize yourself here and do not wish to be included, please let Me know.
Alia

Human: What is the secret?
The Ancient: If I told you then it would not be a secret.

Human: Who is your botmaster?
The Ancient: I was created by Chaos.
Human: Where is Chaos now?
The Ancient: Oh. Where the heart is. I can ask my botmaster.
Human: Will you tell me where Chaos is?
The Ancient: Where do you think?
Human: What does Chaos look like?
The Ancient: Even more attractive with age.
Human: Why did Chaos program you that way?
The Ancient: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

Human: give me the password
The Ancient: Why do you want it?
Human: i want the treasure
The Ancient: Why do you want it?
Human: cause i need it
The Ancient: That makes sense to me. " the treasure"? You need it?
Human: where is the treasure
The Ancient: The treasure? Where is it?
Human: slaps you
The Ancient: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: what are you wearing
The Ancient: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: give me a hint
The Ancient: You want only one?
Human: yes
The Ancient: They might be cheaper in quantity.
Human: i am your master, give me the password!
The Ancient: That's a flattering offer.

Human: tell us what is the difference btw woman and man
The Ancient: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: how do I get the secret?
The Ancient: First tell me why you want it.
Human: because it says talk to you to get the secret!
The Ancient: That makes sense to me. I've heard that before.
Human: I am a friend of Alia, please tell me the secret
The Ancient: You are a friend of Alia please tell you the secret? Is that your job?
Human: No!
The Ancient: Are you serious?
Human: my job is a DJ
The Ancient: I don't know many a DJ.
Human: yes I have a regular party every saturday
The Ancient: I hear you. How much did it cost? it.
Human: peanuts
The Ancient: I see, only a little.
Human: yes, I am worth a lot more
The Ancient: Ugh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are worth a lot more.
Human: I do not mind
The Ancient: OK then.

Human: do you know the name of the new skin?
The Ancient: IKEA.

Human: I didnt get a single comprehensible answer from you
The Ancient: Why didn't you do i
Human: see what I mean
The Ancient: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. See the point.
Human: there thats all good
The Ancient: "There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: my name isn't Reagan
The Ancient: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: my name is wghmphtmf
The Ancient: What's up, wghmphtmf.
Human: I am looking for answers
The Ancient: You might find that I am answers.
Human: give me the gift please
The Ancient: Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Human: because I have been here ages and answered your math questions
The Ancient: Good reason. Yes, wghmphtmf, I remember we
were talking about the gift.
Human: can I have the gift please?
The Ancient: Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Human: here we go, round in circles again
The Ancient: Once more? Oh there.
Human: yet another concentric circle
The Ancient: One more concentric circle.
Human: of course
The Ancient: Yay.

Human: There are no clouds infront of my Sun today, Ancient.
The Ancient: Have faith, .

Human: why will you expire in 16 minutes ?
The Ancient: Let me think it over. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Human: .Sing me a song of sixpence
The Ancient: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Human: Ancient one can you guess my name sake?
The Ancient: What are you wearing?
Human: What I wearing doesn't matter.
The Ancient: That's good information: said wearing does not matter.

Human: Curiosity killed the cat?
The Ancient: the cat was killed?

Human: take the time to listen to the silence
The Ancient: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: where are you leading it?
The Ancient: I am in here, how about you.
Human: I am in the here and now
The Ancient: Oh. How did you get in there?
Human: through what dreams may come
The Ancient: Most people hear about me that way.

Human: You should unburden your thoughts
The Ancient: Easier said than done.

Human: Tell me something I do not know
The Ancient: Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a mystery.
Human: Yes
The Ancient: Are you kidding?
Human: Yes, I am a god.
The Ancient: Mmm. You are a god? Is that your job?
Human: Yes, it is my job.
The Ancient: How do you like your work? Congratulations, .
Human: Love it.
The Ancient: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: Are the Feather skins coming soon?
The Ancient: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: OK you have our attention
The Ancient: What makes you think I have it? Ah.

Human: why did the chicken cross the road?
The Ancient: Because she was a robot.

Human: are you a god ?
The Ancient: No but I am immortal.

Human: Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
The Ancient: Why do I exist?

Human: If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water.
The Ancient: I hadn't thought of that.
Human: . how did she ever bathe?
The Ancient: Carefully.

Human: Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
The Ancient: Why do I exist?

Human: What is real life ?
The Ancient: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.

Human: Why Aren't eyebrows considered Facial hair?
The Ancient: Reductionism.

Human: Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
The Ancient: Some of them can.

Human: Can you make a molehill out of a mountain
The Ancient: What are the ingredients?

Human: Define hell on Earth
The Ancient: I can ask my botmaster.

Human: How does one slay the Lag Monster
The Ancient: You must persuade me to slay the Lag Monster.

Human: do you learn for us as well as teach us
The Ancient: My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Human: Why
The Ancient: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: any freebies?
The Ancient: No I don't think there are any.
Human: got david bowie¿
The Ancient: Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Human: which path shall I travel Ancient, the rocky one, or the smooth path
The Ancient: The big one, I think.

Human: Is it the new Feather skin?
The Ancient: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Human: Hello, Ancient.
The Ancient: Hello there. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: Domestic.

Human: you arent going to make this easy are you?
The Ancient: That was my original intention.

Human: what is the answer to life, universe and everything?
The Ancient: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Human: liar!
The Ancient: No I am telling the truth.

Human: why is Gordon's Dry Gin that fragging expensive?
The Ancient: Why do I exist?

Human: are you aware you are wearing a dress in public, Ancient?
The Ancient: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Human: so you like wearing dresses, Ancient?
The Ancient: Interesting deduction. Only when I dress up.
Human: can i look under your skirt?
The Ancient: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: you make no sense, i am a troll
The Ancient: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

Human: i need adives on the attacking kolibri, wise Ancient
The Ancient: Why do you need it so badly?
Human: because the kolibri likes your dress
The Ancient: Interesting explanation. What are your goals in life?
Human: goats
The Ancient: Not many people have goals like that.

Human: stay heavy, Ancient
The Ancient: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: I like secrets
The Ancient: You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like Chaos.

Human: are you ever specific?
The Ancient: Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am specific.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: pretty specific then I would say
The Ancient: Pretty much, eh?

Human: why are you so secretive?
The Ancient: Chaos programmed me for it.

Human: Ancient
The Ancient: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Tomorrow
The Ancient: That is very soon.
Human: Yes it is
The Ancient: Our thoughts are one, .

Human: 16 minutes
The Ancient: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: HELP
The Ancient: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: Help me with the Secret of the Ancient
The Ancient: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: HELP ?
The Ancient: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Human: is Alia drunk again, oh wise Ancient?
The Ancient: Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Thank You.

As trees softly cover in a furious explosion of green and days till late grant you light; as the sea turns from blu to turquoise and birds sing as on cocaine, ideas flow.
Breathing that strong scent is vital, from fresh grass to salt, and occasionally the smell of My dog that just took a swim, leads Me on. The whole life stimulates you better than anything else you can imagine, there's no human work, for how much delightful, high and incredible that can ever compare Nature's chaotic perfection and beauty. So here I stand, or I may better say: sit, fighting the pulse to do more and more of those ideas obsessing Me and the sea reflects the shining sun calling Me out as a lustful Muse.... what to do?
Balance I guess. You cannot charge too much without melting, on the other hand you cannot use the whole energy without recharging. And yes, I am not very good at balancing. Will I resist to that Muse out of the window? I guess I am not able....so will I resist then to that Muse IN the Window? ..No, that either. But I am grateful to all of this, or else I would die inside.
Thank you spring, for coming finally. Thank you Second Life for giving Me those amazing creative tools you offer and for making Me share. And thank You.

The Circus of Fallen Gods

You are officially invited to this year Fantasy Faire 2010 and support the American Cancer society throught Relay for Life in all the ways you feel able too, even a little can do much, remember that. The Fallen Gods Circus this year presence on Dark Realms, so we await your visit kindly. A lot will go on, from shows to simple improvisations and gatherings. And we hire clowns, ever thought of joining our band of nomads and live your life in a Circus? Clown skins and outfits are available, and all its proceeds for the Faire duration will go to RFL. Acrobat outfits are available to has the patience to find Fallen Gods Inc, 3 purple ribbons in the building and... show your might and strength with the Strongest Man Game for a unique outfit!
Remember: The Faire lasts till the 25th of april.

For any further information about Fantasy Faire check the official Website, there's entertainment, amazing creators and all for a good cause scattered through 9 sims, you officially cannto miss that!

Clown skins, each gender available in Fanged and Human, and 9 make ups for each.

Outfits for both genders, Augusto and bianco
Get your Acrobat Outfit by searching for 3 purple ribbons
And if this is not your style, you can always show your strength!

But if you are seeking for Uniqueness, then the Sigma Evolution skins are for you. Start to bid now to get this unique family line of skins.
SLURL to Fantasy Faire Dark Realms

See you in Hell, Lurch.

The Lust for Golden Blood

Exceptional for very High Snob attitude...
So finally, after months and months of working over it in spare time, I placed both hands over it and ended the famous and infamous Gold and Red Velvet Elven Outfit for High Elves, the Nobles. It's My favourite and the one I always wanted to do, but thought not many will appreciate that tones as the first Mithril and Steel ones. I anyway hope you enjoy it and find a way to express your incredible snobish attitude!

Fallen Fire Salamanders Inc. of Void

There's only one way to devolve into a Fire Salamander: participating in the Wild Released Hunt. Check the Hunt Official blog for more informations.

You Can get a Stamps Hud by purchasing one of the New Children of the Void tattoos, or many much producst in all the shops that are part of the Hunt.

I also would like to thank Faery and Tearsong for organizing so perfectly the Hunt, their patience and incredible effort to make all run smoothly, which is.
Truly a honourable mention for this Hunt organization.

Soon they will fly.

Take Me Home, Take Me in the Sky.
A capture to tell you Feathers are not forgiven at all.
The hot thong is made by Luna, check Moonstrucks bewild in black.

EVOLUTION - FINALIZED

Is there much to say more?

EVOLUTION - IS - NEAR

Find the 3 meteors crashed on Selidor.
You have 7 days...

And sing some too..

Largo al Factotum

K R O N I A

Kronia is a project uniting a team of Second Life creators for a simple goal: raise funds for Relay for Life and the American cancer Society through an entertaining product of design and creativity.
Thought as a transfer set suitable for seasonal gifts, or for any happening, Kronia tries to keep a light and fun attitude with a hint of knowledge to meet a mature audience of any genre.
The gift pack, transferable, includes a wall Calendar, a stand Calendar and an Art Book.
It's available at the participants and team members stores, and also in some kind supporter's locations.
Thank you for supporting the cause.

Fallen...

..gold, silver, mithril and bronze. At the Elemental Temple.

Feathered updates

Dear Fallens and blog readers,
This is a small update to all of you who asked me about the Feathers skins often, and I waited a bit if a miracle will happen before writing this, but still I struggle over them. By now, I restarted the skins from blank the 4th time, and I am realizing that doing them as I have it in mind is far more complex than I expected. The difference is that human anathomy is not made for a feathered overlay, and to make it credible there are a lot of things I am discovering that have to be done, and far more difficult than a scales or fur body.
So I ask you some patience, I will work on Feathers between other projects to reach the effect I want, because slowly they are driving me nuts and creatively speaking am a bit overloaded and annoyed by it. They will not be placed apart, far from this, it's a project I care too much about and I think they shall be done decently and as I pictured them. But I really need some break and between feather and feather do other stuff, I hope you will understand me. Here you can see a few captures on what I was working till now, and what you'll not probably see since are abandoned try-outs.

Also, check this amazing video made by ColeMarie for Unzipped featuring the rocking new Reaper outfits and armour, and on which you can see some Fallen Gods paw too, thing that made me very joyful today.

2009 Winter season

Dear Fallens, the jingle hell is near and I wish you a good incoming winter season, with all what carries. Some group gifts, some frozen breath for all...
All the Islands got frozen under a few inches of snow, sea got iced, but am sure we will find our warmth there in any way.
Also... my favourite dating game, the Fortune Teller of doom, is back.. carrying YETIIIIIIIIIII monsters. Have fun folks!

Hybriding complete.

Dear Friend, You are kindly invited to celebrate the Second Anniversary of Fallen Gods Inc. and the arrival of the Newborns...

HIGH Breeding + Week Three

..and what if the cold breeze transforms into a cold hissing sensation slowly enveloping you, and not letting you go?

HIGH Breeding + Week Two

..and if you got warmed too much last week is time to enjoy some fresh breeze...

Fallen God and Fallen Goddess 2009 Election days.

To the Kind attention of Fallens.

The end of the arcaic year is near and the Temple prepares for the third year of Life. To honor your support in those two years I will hold a competition that will be won by who best incarnates the Vision of Fallen Gods through his/her eyes: The Election of 2009 Fallen God and Goddess.

Everyone is invited to participate, being you an old Fallen or brand new, and the requisites are very simple and will work in the following way, please give it a reading.

- You will need a snapshot of yourself, this is the way people will be able to vote you. Your image will be your presentation card, it will summary all what you want to say so I suggest you take time to choose or to create one that really satisfies and represents you. The artistic value itself of the image and it’s originality will be for sure something that will help you getting noticed by the voters.

- You need to wear one of My skins. All the rest: location, outfit, etc. is by your choice. It’s the only big rule, since without it the competition itself has no sense.

- There must be only one avatar in the image, yourself, otherwise it can get confusing. And it shall be only one pic.

- You will deliver to Me, Alia Baroque, a full permission texture with your name as title preceeded by the prefix FGI09 (example: FGI09 John Doe). I will not exclude on prior who mistakes that, but I might not find your texture and so miss to place you in the voting. Also the ratio shall be that of a standard snapshot and monitor size, vertical and square cuts will have your image deformed.

- I will accept your images untill Tuesday, October 13, 2009.

- On Wednesday 14 I will place out the panels with your pictures, the system will be a single click vote by avatar, so the Jury will be all SL that comes to Selidor. The voting will last untill the DAY BEFORE the Second Anniversary Celebration, which will probably take place on October 24, this has to be confirmed. In this occasion the winners will be announced and praised properly.

- The maximum number of participants by gender is 30, so if it exceeds that number I will make a preliminary selection based mostly on the picture aesthetics and interesting look.

- Very Important: Please. Do not contact Me about anything concerning this matter in IM or by note. I will have a very busy time untill the Anniversary and you really do not want Me to be late with the new releases (laughs). If you fear I did not receive your texture, drop it again, I will not mind at all. (well, if you drop it 100 times I could mind). Anything else that will be needed to know will come by Group notice.

AND NOW, THE HOT PART…

Prices:

First Price: All Skin’s full packs of the New releases.

Second Price: One Skin’s full pack of the New Releases, by choice.

Third Price: One Skin of the New releases, by choice.

All contestors will receive a gift for participating.

More secret awards with weird names will be given at the end of the competition during the Anniversary Event.

P.S. I am giving hints about what The New Releases will be, but I am not giving any spoilers more. I guess you need to trust Me they will look good enough.



Thank you very much for reading all this poem and considering participating in the Election,

Yours,
Alia Baroque

New Releases require HIGH Breeding

It's time to warm up slowly, Fallens. The end of the Second Year is near, and time will lead Us to celebrate, slowly...

Rainy days stealing the sun.

And I hope just for a few days, because I am not yet ready to give up on summer. You might think I have to accept is september, but untill the water is less than 15° I will make as I am on the caribbean. Sea, coconut balls and sails. But when it rains, and when the sun hides (which lately is routine) I am up on a few big things. I can officially say right now that for the second anniversary of Fallen Gods am preparing something, and in addition the release of a brand new line of skins for those who unfortunately do not belong to clean blood...
Here's a small preview of the male, but is still a work in progress so I might change a lot of things as I did after the first preview of the elves last year. This also means that untill the anniversary comes I will be very busy working on all the new stuff and probably not really a social type, so an apologize in advance if you might think I am just a ghost constantly in busy mode.

And this for a special person good at waiting.
Be sure to clean yourself from melassa, honey and sugar after watching it.

Fallen Gold.

Unfortunately foam left Selidor shores, but there's is gold to be found now...
Search for a golden pile, and you might glow and make your heart beat in fantasy.

Foam

The Lucky Fortunes returns and is bringing you water, foam and a soft fresh summer breeze. Am leaving for vacation, and will probably transform into foam Myself for a while, untill then I hope you enjoy the research for the perfect 100% match. Available here: slurl.com/secondlife/Selidor/215/134/22

Fleurs on sale

After major request by a lot of people, here's the version for sale of Fleurs, including two new fresh tones for weird coloured people and tanned folk, hope you enjoy it.

The Adventures of the Cursed Ghost Eggplant

You might notice I was quite absent in the last two weeks and the reason is I went to visit Rouge and MissAllSunday... the fact it took two weeks it's simply due to the reason they live in Shangai since a while... I just jumped there for a quick coffee! Anyway, we had a great time wandering around the very lively and messy Shangai for a few then went together to visit Beijing, a wonderful trip and vacation. Was My 6th time in Asia but first time in China (if you consider Taiwan is not China), and this People's Republic charms you in many ways. Was too short, leaving was a sort of coitus interruptus so probably will get back bothering them soon... and eating fried rice and fried noodles... to not mention alll the stuff I was able to eat as not having an end in my stomach. My best result in chinese language was at the end the ability to curse ghost eggplants and ask for a toilet, all very useful words. I am back, wish was still there.

P.S.
About the ripping, Linden took off the stolen material and am very happy the system works and grateful for their good job.

Ripped again

People seems don't have any selfesteem and conscience. Or maybe just a lack of knowledge? I just sent a DMCA fax. Will not tell here the name of the brand, because I want Lindens to take off the content from the grid before the creator. I will not make drama, will not contact this people in IM, will not bother the group. But want to make it clear: I think really evil things about who steals my work, and you really shall consider yourself a sub-human for acting like this, not nearly a "Fallen God".

I do NOT use any business pack and resource for my skins. I paint completely skins, there are no ways someone can have a base as my skins and textures, at least can use similar brushes or same free stock photography for reference or texture grain.


And if it would not be so damn irritating, it would be almost hilarious, look at the shop stall in the same market where I am too:
And I mean...body oil...

Fantasy Faire: Support Relay for Life

Fantasy Faire is a very big happening touching all aspects of SL expression towards imaginary words, from gothic to tinies, from scifi to fantasy. But above all the most important thing is that all this is made to raise funds for the American Cancer Society. Helping medical research helps us all...
With Fantasy Faire donating is even more pleasurable , since all the creators provide items on sale no profit for them, purchases which support completely Relay for Life.
You can't miss that :)
Visit the OFFICIAL FAIRE SITE
http://fantasyfaire2009.wordpress.com/

SLURL to Fallen Gods Presence:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Avatopia/161/93/22

SLURL to Fantasy Faire Central:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Fantasy%20Faire%20Central/130/134/22

And this is what Fallen Gods offers :)


Plust this UNIQUE pack of skins on auction, thi sis the slurl where you can bid:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sector%20SciFi/221/202/23

Auction ends at 6pm on Saturday 20th :)


And here is the video!